A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
― (via crystillen)

(Source: sh-ocking)

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studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

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